What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do elves learn in school?

Why is Santa so good at karate?

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's a snowman's favorite snack?

Why does Santa go down chimneys?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Knock knock! Who's there? Mary. Mary who?

What falls but never gets hurt?

Why is Rudolph's nose so red?

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked at the sky?

What does a gingerbread man use to make his bed?

How does a snowman get to work?

Why did the ghost go to the party?

What's a mummy's favorite type of music?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

What do birds say on Halloween?

Why did the jack-o'-lantern wear a helmet?

What's a monster's favorite food?

Why did the zombie stay home from school?

What do skeletons say before eating?

Why is the scarecrow great at Halloween?

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

How does Dracula keep fit?

Why are spiders great at computers?

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

Which reindeer needs to work on his manners?

What's a snowman's favorite lunch?

Why is the Christmas elf always happy?

What do snowmen eat for dinner?

Why did the ornament go to the hospital?

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?

Knock knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who?

Why does Santa have such a long beard?

What do snowmen call their mom and dad?

What does a werewolf eat for dinner?

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Why don't mummies take vacations?

What do witches put on their hair?

What's a ghost's favorite position in soccer?

Knock knock! Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who?

What do vampires fear most?

Why is pumpkin pie so popular at Thanksgiving and Halloween?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

What room does a ghost not need?