Jokes for 10 Year Olds

Boo

Lettuce

Orange

Interrupting cow

Who

Atch

Tank

Olive

Harry

Ice cream

Wooden shoe

A little old lady

Needle

Doctor

Dishes

Justin

Spell

Dozen

Candy

Noah

Ketchup

Radio

Water

Alpaca

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call a fish without eyes?

Why don't elephants use computers?

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

How do you make an octopus laugh?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What kind of dog keeps the best time?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

What do frogs like to drink?

Why are frogs so happy?

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

What animal is best at baseball?

Why are spiders so good at the internet?

What do you call a cold dog?

Where do cows go for fun?

What do you call a fish with no fins?

Why can't a leopard hide?

What type of bee can't make up its mind?

Why don't oysters share?

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

What do ducks put in their soup?

What subject do snakes like to study?

Why don't bears wear shoes?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

What do you call a funny chicken?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

What do horses say when they fall down?

Why are fish so smart?

What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why do pandas like old movies?

What do you call a gorilla with bananas in his ears?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you call a crocodile that's a detective?

Why did the chicken join a band?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you call a monkey who loves chips?

Why do hummingbirds hum?

What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?

Why did the crab never share?

What do you call a cat that likes to swim?

Why did the cow cross the playground?

What animal is always at a baseball game?

Why don't elephants chew gum?

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

Why did the fly never land on the computer?

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the pizza say to the photographer?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

What vegetable do you not want on a ship?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you call a fake noodle?

Why can't eggs tell jokes?

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

What kind of key opens a banana?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Why did the coffee call the police?

What do you call a sad strawberry?

Why did the bread break up with butter?

What do you call a running lettuce?

Why was the lemon upset?

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

What do you call a pie that's a martial arts expert?

Why did the apple go out with a prune?

What kind of vegetable is angry?

Why did the cupcake go to the doctor?

What do elves make sandwiches with?

Why did the potato go to the party?

What kind of nut always sneezes?

Why did the cucumber call for help?

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

What did the pancake say to the waffle?

Why did the bread feel bad?

What do you call a sleeping pizza?

Why did the yogurt go to the museum?

What do you call a grilled cheese that gets right in your face?

Why did the candy go to school?

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Why did the raisin go out with the prune?

What do you call a happy onion?

Why was the ice cream embarrassed?

What do you call a stolen yam?

Why did the pear go on a date?

What did the hot dog say when it won the race?

Why did the carrot blush?

What do you call cheese that's hiding?

Why did the gum cross the road?

What do you call a lazy egg?

Why is peanut butter such a great friend?

What did the soup say to the sandwich?

Why did the cake visit the doctor?

Why did the student eat his homework?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

What subject is a witch best at?

Why did the book go to the hospital?

Why was the math book sad?

What is a snake's favorite subject?

Why did the clock get sent to detention?

What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

Why did the eraser go to the corner?

What do librarians take fishing?

Why did the music note go to school?

What do you call a dinosaur who's a student?

Why did gym class smell bad?

What did the calculator say to the student?

Why didn't the nose make the soccer team?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the ruler fail the exam?

What did the science book say to the math book?

Why did the report card go to the doctor?

What school supply is the king of the classroom?

Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

What do you call a dinosaur that's bored at school?

Why did the geography book fail?

Why did the glue fail the test?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the teacher write on the window?

What did the notebook say to the pencil?

Why did the scissors go to school?

What did the gym equipment say to the students?

Why did the computer go to school?

What did the art teacher say to the lazy student?

Why did the backpack feel so proud?

What is a cat's favorite subject?

Why did the homework cry?

What did the lunch lady say to the misbehaving food?

Why did the crayon feel sad?

What did the history teacher say when she retired?

Why did the school bus have trouble?

What did the marker say to the paper?

Why did the student study on an airplane?

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the dictionary go to the doctor?

What did the geometry teacher say to the misbehaving student?

Why wasn't the teddy bear hungry?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

How do you organize a space party?

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

What do you call a train that sneezes?

Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why did the picture go to jail?

What has ears but can't hear?

Why couldn't the pony sing?

What do you call a shoe made of a banana?

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Why did the belt get arrested?

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the hat say to the scarf?

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

What did zero say to eight?

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?

What do you call a fairy that doesn't shower?

Why did the sun go to school?

What do you call a witch at the beach?

Why did the moon skip dinner?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why was the broom late?

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

Why did the rope go to the party?

What building has the most stories?

Why did the banana use sunscreen?

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Why did the bicycle fall over?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Why did the orange stop rolling?

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

Why did the egg tell a joke?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

Why did the mushroom get invited to every party?

What do you call a dog magician?

Why did the coffee file a police report?

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Why are ghosts bad at lying?

What do vampires eat for breakfast?

Why don't mummies have friends?

What does a witch want when she stays at a hotel?

Why was the zombie such a good student?

What do you call a monster that likes to dance?

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

What room can a ghost not go into?

Why do werewolves howl at the moon?

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Why did the robot go on vacation?

What did the alien say to the garden?

Why did the spaceship go to school?

What do planets like to read?

Why did the star go to timeout?

What do astronauts eat for dinner?

Why is a comet a bad party guest?

What did Earth say to the other planets?

Why did the pirate go to school?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why are ninjas so good at school?

Which superhero is best at cooking?

Why did the basketball player go to jail?

What did the soccer ball say to the player?

Why did the tennis player never get married?

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

Why did the music teacher bring a ladder?

What do you call a singing computer?

Why did the phone wear glasses?

What did the tree say to the wind?

Why do flowers never drive?

What did one raindrop say to the other?

Why did the sun never go to college?

What do you call a running nose?

Why is the calendar so popular?

What did one toilet say to the other?

Why did the tissue dance?

What do lawyers wear to court?

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

What did the big mountain say to the earthquake?

Why can't you trust atoms?

What did the nose say to the finger?

Why did the student eat his homework?

What do you call a funny mountain?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Why did the student bring scissors to school?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

Why did the pillow cross the road?

What do you call two bananas?

Why did the lamp fail the test?

What did the water say to the boat?

Why was the balloon nervous near the needle?

What did the window say to the door?

Why did the math book look so sad?

What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

What has hands but can't clap?

What has a head and a tail but no body?

What can you catch but not throw?

What goes up but never comes down?

What has words but never speaks?

What has legs but can't walk?

What gets wetter the more it dries?

What has teeth but can't bite?

What runs but never walks?

What has an eye but can't see?

What has keys but no locks?

What has a neck but no head?

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?

What can fill a room but takes up no space?

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

What has bark but no bite?

What breaks but never falls, and falls but never breaks?

What can you hold without touching it?

What has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and water but no fish?

What can you break without touching it?

What has one head, one foot, and four legs?

What has holes but still holds water?

What gets bigger the more you take away?

What has a bottom at the top?

I can run but never walk, have a mouth but never talk. What am I?

What can go through a door without opening it?

What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?

What has many rings but no fingers?

What building has the most stories?

What invention lets you look right through a wall?

What has ears but cannot hear?

What starts with E, ends with E, but has only one letter?

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters?

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

I am not alive, but I grow. I have no lungs, but I need air. What am I?

What kind of room has no doors or windows?

What has hands and a face but can't hold anything or smile?

What gets sharper the more you use it?

What can fly without wings?

What month has 28 days?

What can be cracked, made, told, and played?

What has four wheels and flies?

Time flies like an arrow...

I used to hate math...

Why are broken pencils pointless?

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

I'm talking to my calendar...

What do you think about velcro?

What's great about elevator jokes?

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

The past, present, and future walked into a room...

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did everyone invite the mushroom to the party?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Want to hear a joke about paper?

What did the belt say to the pants?

What's a shoe's favorite joke?

Why was the battery feeling down?

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

What happened when the bakery caught fire?

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

Why did the golfer bring extra pants?

Why did the clock go back for seconds?

Why can your nose never be 12 inches long?

I have a joke about music stuck in my head...

What's the best thing about a broken drum?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why was the calendar feeling down?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the computer catch a cold?

Why did the light bulb fail the test?

What did the candle say to the birthday cake?

Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

What's the pencil's relationship with the sharpener?

Why was the electrician always shocked?

Why is a stadium always cool?

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

Why was the broom late for work?

Why did the window do a bad job?

Why was the pillow always sleepy?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do elves learn in school?

Why is Santa so good at karate?

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?