Why did the ghost go to the party?

What's a mummy's favorite type of music?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

What do birds say on Halloween?

Why did the jack-o'-lantern wear a helmet?

What's a monster's favorite food?

Why did the zombie stay home from school?

What do skeletons say before eating?

Why is the scarecrow great at Halloween?

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

How does Dracula keep fit?

Why are spiders great at computers?

What does a werewolf eat for dinner?

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Why don't mummies take vacations?

What do witches put on their hair?

What's a ghost's favorite position in soccer?

Knock knock! Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who?

What do vampires fear most?

Why is pumpkin pie so popular at Thanksgiving and Halloween?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

What room does a ghost not need?