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Super silly jokes that will make you giggle!
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
Why wasn't the teddy bear hungry?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How do you organize a space party?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
What do you call a train that sneezes?
Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the picture go to jail?
What has ears but can't hear?
Why couldn't the pony sing?
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Why did the belt get arrested?
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the hat say to the scarf?
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
What did zero say to eight?
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?
What do you call a fairy that doesn't shower?
Why did the sun go to school?
What do you call a witch at the beach?
Why did the moon skip dinner?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why was the broom late?
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
Why did the rope go to the party?
What building has the most stories?
Why did the banana use sunscreen?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Why did the orange stop rolling?
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?
Why did the egg tell a joke?
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
Why did the mushroom get invited to every party?
What do you call a dog magician?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
What do vampires eat for breakfast?
Why don't mummies have friends?
What does a witch want when she stays at a hotel?
Why was the zombie such a good student?
What do you call a monster that likes to dance?
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
What room can a ghost not go into?
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Why did the robot go on vacation?
What did the alien say to the garden?
Why did the spaceship go to school?
What do planets like to read?
Why did the star go to timeout?
What do astronauts eat for dinner?
Why is a comet a bad party guest?
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Why did the pirate go to school?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why are ninjas so good at school?
Which superhero is best at cooking?
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
What did the soccer ball say to the player?
Why did the tennis player never get married?
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
Why did the music teacher bring a ladder?
What do you call a singing computer?
Why did the phone wear glasses?
What did the tree say to the wind?
Why do flowers never drive?
What did one raindrop say to the other?
Why did the sun never go to college?
What do you call a running nose?
Why is the calendar so popular?
What did one toilet say to the other?
Why did the tissue dance?
What do lawyers wear to court?
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Why did the golfer wear two pants?
What did the big mountain say to the earthquake?
Why can't you trust atoms?
What did the nose say to the finger?
Why did the student eat his homework?
What do you call a funny mountain?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the blanket say to the bed?
Why did the student bring scissors to school?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Why did the pillow cross the road?
What do you call two bananas?
Why did the lamp fail the test?
What did the water say to the boat?
Why was the balloon nervous near the needle?
What did the window say to the door?
Why did the math book look so sad?
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?