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48 Lunchbox Jokes for Kids (Printable Notes)
Printable lunchbox jokes for kids: short, clean jokes that fit nicely in notes, cards, backpacks, and school-day surprises.
What makes these jokes work
Lunchbox jokes work best when they are quick to read and easy to repeat. This collection favors short setups, clean punchlines, and silly images that kids can share with friends before class or during lunch.
For a printable set, open the print tool, choose the Lunchbox Notes template, select a handful of jokes, and print them as small cards.
How to tell them
- Choose shorter jokes so the full setup and punchline fit on one note.
- Mix animal, food, school, and knock knock jokes to keep the week varied.
- Print several notes at once and tuck them into lunchboxes, backpacks, or book bags.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Boo
Listener: Boo who?
Joke teller: Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock! Who's there? Lettuce.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Lettuce
Listener: Lettuce who?
Joke teller: Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock knock! Who's there? Orange.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Banana
Listener: Banana who?
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Banana
Listener: Banana who?
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Orange
Listener: Orange who?
Joke teller: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock! Who's there? Cow says.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Cow says
Listener: Cow says who?
Joke teller: No silly, cow says MOOO!
Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Interrupting cow
Listener: Interrupting cow wh—
Joke teller: MOOOOO!
Knock knock! Who's there? Who.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Who
Listener: Who who?
Joke teller: I didn't know you were an owl!
Knock knock! Who's there? Atch.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Atch
Listener: Atch who?
Joke teller: Bless you!
Knock knock! Who's there? Tank.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Tank
Listener: Tank who?
Joke teller: You're welcome!
Knock knock! Who's there? Olive.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Olive
Listener: Olive who?
Joke teller: Olive you and I miss you!
Knock knock! Who's there? Harry.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Harry
Listener: Harry who?
Joke teller: Harry up and open the door!
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Ice cream
Listener: Ice cream who?
Joke teller: Ice cream every time I see a spider!
Knock knock! Who's there? Needle.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Needle
Listener: Needle who?
Joke teller: Needle little help opening the door!
Knock knock! Who's there? Dishes.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Dishes
Listener: Dishes who?
Joke teller: Dishes me, who are you?
Knock knock! Who's there? Justin.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Justin
Listener: Justin who?
Joke teller: Justin time for dinner!
Knock knock! Who's there? Spell.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Spell
Listener: Spell who?
Joke teller: W-H-O!
Knock knock! Who's there? Candy.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Candy
Listener: Candy who?
Joke teller: Candy door open any faster?
Knock knock! Who's there? Noah.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Noah
Listener: Noah who?
Joke teller: Noah good place to eat around here?
Knock knock! Who's there? Ketchup.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Ketchup
Listener: Ketchup who?
Joke teller: Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
Knock knock! Who's there? Radio.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Radio
Listener: Radio who?
Joke teller: Radio not, here I come!
Knock knock! Who's there? Water.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Water
Listener: Water who?
Joke teller: Water you doing in my house?
Knock knock! Who's there? Nana.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Nana
Listener: Nana who?
Joke teller: Nana your business!
Knock knock! Who's there? Broccoli.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Broccoli
Listener: Broccoli who?
Joke teller: Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly!
Knock knock! Who's there? Beets.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Beets
Listener: Beets who?
Joke teller: Beets me, I forgot the rest of the joke!
Knock knock! Who's there? Iva.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Iva
Listener: Iva who?
Joke teller: Iva sore hand from all this knocking!
Knock knock! Who's there? Anita.
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Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Anita
Listener: Anita who?
Joke teller: Anita borrow a pencil!
Knock knock! Who's there? Cargo.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Cargo
Listener: Cargo who?
Joke teller: Car go beep beep!
Knock knock! Who's there? Butter.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Butter
Listener: Butter who?
Joke teller: Butter let me in, it's chilly out here!
Knock knock! Who's there? Honeybee.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Honeybee
Listener: Honeybee who?
Joke teller: Honeybee a dear and open the door!
Knock knock! Who's there? Wanda.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Wanda
Listener: Wanda who?
Joke teller: Wanda hear another joke?
Knock knock! Who's there? Luke.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Luke
Listener: Luke who?
Joke teller: Luke through the window and you'll see!
Knock knock! Who's there? Turnip.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Turnip
Listener: Turnip who?
Joke teller: Turnip the music, it's a party!
Knock knock! Who's there? Howard.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Howard
Listener: Howard who?
Joke teller: Howard I know? I just got here!
Knock knock! Who's there? Snow.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Snow
Listener: Snow who?
Joke teller: Snow use, I forgot my key!
Knock knock! Who's there? Police.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Police
Listener: Police who?
Joke teller: Police open the door, it's freezing!
Knock knock! Who's there? Wire.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Wire
Listener: Wire who?
Joke teller: Wire you asking me so many questions?
Knock knock! Who's there? Waddle.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Waddle
Listener: Waddle who?
Joke teller: Waddle I do if you don't open this door?
Knock knock! Who's there? Chicken.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Chicken
Listener: Chicken who?
Joke teller: Chicken your pockets, I think you have my keys!
Knock knock! Who's there? Bacon.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Bacon
Listener: Bacon who?
Joke teller: Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock knock! Who's there? Donut.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Donut
Listener: Donut who?
Joke teller: Donut ask, it's a surprise!
Knock knock! Who's there? Otto.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Otto
Listener: Otto who?
Joke teller: Otto know, I completely forgot!
Knock knock! Who's there? Lena.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Lena
Listener: Lena who?
Joke teller: Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Knock knock! Who's there? Abby.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Abby
Listener: Abby who?
Joke teller: Abby birthday to you!
Knock knock! Who's there? Ada.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Ada
Listener: Ada who?
Joke teller: Ada great big breakfast this morning!
Knock knock! Who's there? Scold.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Scold
Listener: Scold who?
Joke teller: Scold outside, please let me in!
Knock knock! Who's there? Egg.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Egg
Listener: Egg who?
Joke teller: Egg-cited to see you!
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Ice
Listener: Ice who?
Joke teller: Ice see you peeking through the window!
Knock knock! Who's there? Kanga.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Kanga
Listener: Kanga who?
Joke teller: Actually, it's kangaroo!
Knock knock! Who's there? Robin.
Reveal the punchline!
Joke teller: Knock knock!
Listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Robin
Listener: Robin who?
Joke teller: Robin my hands together because it is cold!
Common questions
Can I print these lunchbox jokes?
Yes. Use the print page and select the Lunchbox Notes template to make small printable joke notes.
Are these lunchbox jokes clean?
Yes. They are selected from the clean, kid-friendly joke collection and avoid rude or scary punchlines.
How many jokes should I print at once?
A week of five jokes is a good start. You can also print a larger batch and save them for school days, road trips, or party favors.
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