Animal Jokes

Cow says

Interrupting cow

Who

Alpaca

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call a fish without eyes?

Why don't elephants use computers?

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

How do you make an octopus laugh?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What kind of dog keeps the best time?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

What do frogs like to drink?

Why are frogs so happy?

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

What animal is best at baseball?

Why are spiders so good at the internet?

What do you call a cold dog?

Where do cows go for fun?

What do you call a fish with no fins?

Why can't a leopard hide?

What type of bee can't make up its mind?

Why don't oysters share?

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

What do ducks put in their soup?

What subject do snakes like to study?

Why don't bears wear shoes?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

What do you call a funny chicken?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

What do horses say when they fall down?

Why are fish so smart?

What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why do pandas like old movies?

What do you call a gorilla with bananas in his ears?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you call a crocodile that's a detective?

Why did the chicken join a band?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you call a monkey who loves chips?

Why do hummingbirds hum?

What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?

Why did the crab never share?

What do you call a cat that likes to swim?

Why did the cow cross the playground?

What animal is always at a baseball game?

Why don't elephants chew gum?

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

Why did the fly never land on the computer?

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

What kind of key opens a banana?

What is a snake's favorite subject?

What do you call a dinosaur who's a student?

What do you call a dinosaur that's bored at school?

What is a cat's favorite subject?

Why couldn't the pony sing?

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

What do you call a dog magician?

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Why do werewolves howl at the moon?

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

What do birds say on Halloween?

Why are spiders great at computers?

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?