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Hilarious jokes about pizza, bananas, and yummy food!
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What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a cold dog?
What do ducks put in their soup?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a monkey who loves chips?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the pizza say to the photographer?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
What vegetable do you not want on a ship?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a fake noodle?
Why can't eggs tell jokes?
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
What kind of key opens a banana?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Why did the coffee call the police?
What do you call a sad strawberry?
Why did the bread break up with butter?
What do you call a running lettuce?
Why was the lemon upset?
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
What do you call a pie that's a martial arts expert?
Why did the apple go out with a prune?
What kind of vegetable is angry?
Why did the cupcake go to the doctor?
What do elves make sandwiches with?
Why did the potato go to the party?
What kind of nut always sneezes?
Why did the cucumber call for help?
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
What did the pancake say to the waffle?
Why did the bread feel bad?
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
Why did the yogurt go to the museum?
What do you call a grilled cheese that gets right in your face?
Why did the candy go to school?
What did the salt say to the pepper?
Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
What do you call a happy onion?
Why was the ice cream embarrassed?
What do you call a stolen yam?
Why did the pear go on a date?
What did the hot dog say when it won the race?
Why did the carrot blush?
What do you call cheese that's hiding?
Why did the gum cross the road?
What do you call a lazy egg?
Why is peanut butter such a great friend?
What did the soup say to the sandwich?
Why did the cake visit the doctor?
What did the lunch lady say to the misbehaving food?
Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
Why did the banana use sunscreen?
Why did the orange stop rolling?
Why did the egg tell a joke?
Why did the mushroom get invited to every party?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
What do vampires eat for breakfast?
What do astronauts eat for dinner?
Which superhero is best at cooking?
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
What do you call two bananas?
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Why did everyone invite the mushroom to the party?
What happened when the bakery caught fire?
Why did the clock go back for seconds?
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
What's a snowman's favorite snack?
What does a gingerbread man use to make his bed?
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a monster's favorite food?
What do skeletons say before eating?
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's a snowman's favorite lunch?
What do snowmen eat for dinner?
Why is pumpkin pie so popular at Thanksgiving and Halloween?