School Jokes

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What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What subject do snakes like to study?

Why are fish so smart?

Why did the student eat his homework?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

What subject is a witch best at?

Why did the book go to the hospital?

Why was the math book sad?

What is a snake's favorite subject?

Why did the clock get sent to detention?

What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

Why did the eraser go to the corner?

What do librarians take fishing?

Why did the music note go to school?

What do you call a dinosaur who's a student?

Why did gym class smell bad?

What did the calculator say to the student?

Why didn't the nose make the soccer team?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the ruler fail the exam?

What did the science book say to the math book?

Why did the report card go to the doctor?

What school supply is the king of the classroom?

Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

What do you call a dinosaur that's bored at school?

Why did the geography book fail?

Why did the glue fail the test?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the teacher write on the window?

What did the notebook say to the pencil?

Why did the scissors go to school?

What did the gym equipment say to the students?

Why did the computer go to school?

What did the art teacher say to the lazy student?

Why did the backpack feel so proud?

What is a cat's favorite subject?

Why did the homework cry?

What did the lunch lady say to the misbehaving food?

Why did the crayon feel sad?

What did the history teacher say when she retired?

Why did the school bus have trouble?

What did the marker say to the paper?

Why did the student study on an airplane?

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the dictionary go to the doctor?

What did the geometry teacher say to the misbehaving student?

Why was the zombie such a good student?

Why did the spaceship go to school?

Why did the pirate go to school?

Why did the music teacher bring a ladder?

Why did the student eat his homework?

Why did the student bring scissors to school?

Why did the math book look so sad?

I used to hate math...

Why are broken pencils pointless?

The past, present, and future walked into a room...

Why was the math book sad?

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Why did the light bulb fail the test?

What's the pencil's relationship with the sharpener?

What do elves learn in school?

What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the zombie stay home from school?

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?